Is This Mike Shanahan in a Banana Hammock?

(Click picture to enlarge)

So, we were looking at pictures from a friend's recent trip to Virginia, and we came across one that we suppose was taken ironically. It was of a middle aged man in a pickle pouch. After 20 minutes, we were able to pry our eyes away from his schlong sweater, and we noticed that the guy looked a hell of a lot like new Washington Redskins head coach, Mike Shanahan. This photo was taken in Virginia so it is entirely conceivable that it could be him.

What do you think? Are those his footballs? Are we looking at his pigskin? Is this Mike Shanahan in a banana hammock?